Dagimawi
A brainless, smelly human who acts like he’s got a brain because he likes kids and has a hot brother. His skin is so dark it looks like he’s been dipped in coal and left outside in the rain.
He tried to sing a song to the kids. It was about lollipops and bad hair. They all cried.
He tried to fight the brother’s friend. He got knocked down. He looked like a sad, broken toy.
He showed up at the party with a lollipop and a face like he had just been hit by a bus.