Dagim
A man who cracks jokes like he’s paid to, plays football like it’s his job, and has black skin. He talks trash to girls but still wants them to be his girlfriend.
Dagim told my crush, 'You’re cute, but I could do better.' Then he asked her out.
He laughed at my failed attempt at a joke and then said, 'You’re a joke.'
Dagim said, 'I disrespect girls, but I still want them to love me.' And somehow, it works.