daggsy
A human who only does half their job. They waste time goofing off instead of working. They're always late on Mondays because they probably got into a fight with a bar. And their legs are like tree trunks.
Daggsy said he'd finish the presentation, but he just showed up with a sandwich and a frown.
Daggsy was supposed to answer the phone, but he was too busy trying to beat up a plant.
Daggsy showed up on Monday with a face like a raccoon and legs like bricks.