Daggla said he was the god of recess. I said, ‘You’re just the guy who eats too many snacks.’

He posted a tweet: ‘I am the übermensch of your life.’ I said, ‘You’re just the guy who can’t do his homework.’

Daggla sent a message: ‘I am the god of your brain. Fear me.’ I said, ‘You’re just the guy who can’t remember anything.’