daggerhapper
A man who walks into a room and makes everyone else feel like they’re wearing a neon sign that says 'I’m not important.' He’s got the looks, the swagger, and the guts to go after a woman who could make him a king, or a punchline.
My brother is a daggerhapper. He walked into a fancy party, said 'Hi, I’m here to win the queen,' and got invited to the throne room. The other guys just stared.
My friend asked out a daggerhapper. She said, 'Okay, but you have to beat my ex in a dance-off.' He did. Now he’s her boyfriend. Her ex is still dancing at the mall.
My uncle dated a daggerhapper. He got engaged. Then he got dumped. Now he’s dating her sister. He’s like the backup dancer in the dance-off.