Dagflib
A guy who thinks he’s a god but can’t even remember what day it is.
He told me he was 'a god among men' and then forgot what day it was and said 'I think it’s Tuesday, but I might be wrong.'
He said he had a 'special power' and it was 'being able to tell the time' and he got it wrong again.
He said he was 'a king' and then asked me if I wanted to be his queen and then forgot what he said five minutes later.
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