Dagfinn
Dagfinn is a Norwegian guy who thinks he's cool but smells like a trash can and uses words like ‘bullshit’ like it’s a fancy restaurant.
My cousin is a Dagfinn. He came to my birthday and said, ‘This cake is bullshit.’ No one laughed.
I saw a Dagfinn at the mall. He yelled, ‘Zip it!’ at a kid who asked for directions.
My teacher said, ‘If you’re a Dagfinn, you’ll fail this test.’ I didn’t even know what a Dagfinn was.