Dager The Wager - Dager is the peasant who thinks he’s a god. He’s always cryi

Dager is the peasant who thinks he’s a god. He’s always crying about tiny things and gets rejected like a dog who stole the last piece of pizza.

I got a B on my test. That’s the worst thing ever. I’m going to die from embarrassment.

You didn’t reply to my message. That means you hate me. I’m going to haunt you forever.

I spilled my soup. My entire existence is meaningless now. I will never eat again.