Dager The Wager
Dager is the peasant version of a crybaby. He yells about nothing and expects everyone to listen. He’s always getting rejected, but he still keeps bugging people until they snap.
I didn’t get a like on my Instagram post. My soul is shattered. I’m going to die tonight.
You didn’t answer my call. That means you’re ignoring me. I’m going to send you a million texts.
I dropped my phone in the toilet. My whole life is ruined. I can’t live like this anymore.