Dagenham Handshake
One finger in the stinky, two up front, and you rub the knob like it’s your last hope.
My boss did the Dagenham Handshake and I thought he was trying to make me cry.
She did the Dagenham Handshake and I wanted to run away.
My friend did the Dagenham Handshake and I told him he was gonna get a new hand.