Dagenham Dogs
A name for the worst Fords ever, especially the ones from Dagenham that are so old they think they're cool just because they're broken.
My Dagenham Dog is older than my grandma. It still doesn't work.
I tried to start my Ford. It gave me a middle finger and refused to go.
That car is a Dagenham Dog. It’s got more parts than a dead donkey.