Dage The Hedgehog
Dage the Hedgehog is the ultimate king of all hedgehogs. He’s got more strength than a grumpy bulldog on a sugar rush and no weakness to speak of. He’s got a drillen form and never backs down.
Dage just crushed a whole band of enemies with one punch. I swear, he’s got the power of a god.
He’s got more forms than my mom’s closet. And he uses them all like they’re nothing.
Dage doesn’t just run fast, he runs so fast, the ground gets jealous.