Daga

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She’s a pretty girl with big blue eyes and a heart bigger than a truck. But don’t you dare mess with her or her heart, or you’ll be eating dirt. She’s so nice she knows everyone, so if you mess with her, you mess with the whole damn world.
Daga just told me I was a f***ing idiot. I’m now best friends with her ex.
She kicked my ass in a dance-off and then cried about it.
She told my mom I was a bad influence. I’m now banned from the internet.
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The most f***ing hot, smart, and rich people ever. They were born to win, live to be rich, and probably will be millionaires by next year. They charm girls like it’s their job.
I saw Daga at the mall and now I’m broke.
She flirts with my dad and now he’s texting her.
She’s in my class and I can’t focus.
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The kind of person you want to be with. She’s cute, kind, and if you mess with her, you’ll wish you were dead. She’s famous, and she’s got the whole world as her friend.
Daga is my crush, and now I have 1000 likes on my Instagram.
She helped me with my math homework and now I’m failing at life.
She made my dog cry. I’m now in a dog fight.
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The smartest, most f***ing hot, and richest people who were born to be rich. They will be millionaires, and they know it.
Daga is my teacher and now I’m failing English.
She told my brother he was ugly. He’s now crying.
She told my grandma she was a bad cook. Grandma is now in a food fight.
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It’s a Jojo thing. It means ‘But I refuse’ in Japanese. You use it when you’re being cool and sassy.
Daga said, ‘だが断る’ when I told her I was better than her.
She used it in class and got extra credit.
She said it to my dog, and now the dog won’t eat.
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A hot dog story written by Shane, starring Ryan, and it’s the f***ing best. If you don’t like it, I will personally kill you.
Daga said I was a bad fan because I didn’t like hot dog saga.
She texted me and said, ‘You don’t like hot dog saga? I’ll kill you.’
She told my mom I was a bad influence because I didn’t like hot dog saga.
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You say it when you’ve beaten someone and you’re feeling extra smug. It’s like saying ‘in your face’ but even better.
Daga said, ‘Daga’ after she beat me in a math test.
She said it to my brother after he cried.
She said it in class and the teacher got mad.
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