dag nugget - A hairy meatball from the junk zone that your friend eats li

A hairy meatball from the junk zone that your friend eats like it's a donut and you end up with the hair and the stink.

He ate the dag nugget like it was a donut. I got the hair and the stink.

That nugget was so hairy, I thought it was a monster.

I tried to eat the nugget, but it was like eating a sock.