Dag Narby
The little poop bits that stick to your butt crack like glue. They're the worst part of your day.
My Dag Narby was so bad, I had to wipe three times just to get rid of it.
I had a Dag Narby that looked like a piece of chewed gum stuck to my butt.
That Dag Narby was so bad, I felt like I had a second butt.