dafuqwadat
A loud and dumb way to ask, "What the heck was that." You say it when everything goes wrong and you’re too tired to care.
Dafuqwadat? My alarm clock just started talking to me. I need a vacation.
Dafuqwadat? That bird just stole my sandwich and flew away like a superhero.
Dafuqwadat? My dog tried to open the door like it was a prison break.