DaFunkySt3ve
DaFunkySt3ve is a Minecraft noob who grinds like a maniac but gets owned in PVP like a baby. Still, everyone loves him because he’s the most annoying thing ever.
DaFunkySt3ve grinds for 10 hours straight, then gets killed by a kid in a trench coat. Classic.
He tries to fight a pro and ends up crying in the chat. Everyone laughs.
He sends a DM: 'I grind so much, I dream about obsidian.' It’s both cool and sad.