dafunkel - Dafunkel is when you're so jumbled up inside your head you'r

Dafunkel is when you're so jumbled up inside your head you're like a bunch of spaghetti in a blender

I tried to text my friend, but I ended up texting my teacher

I went to the store and came back with a chicken and a whoopee cushion

I tried to make a sandwich, but I ended up eating the bread and putting the meat on my head