dafunkel - Dafunkel is when your brain is so tangled up it looks like a

Dafunkel is when your brain is so tangled up it looks like a spiderweb and you can’t even remember your own name

I tried to text my mom, but I ended up texting my ex

I went to get milk and came back with a banana and a whoopee cushion

I tried to put on my shoes, but I wore my socks on my hands