daftpunked
A daftpunker is someone who lives in their mom’s basement, listens to Daft Punk 24/7, and thinks they’re a rock star just because they know all the lyrics.
My cousin is a daftpunker. He wears a hat that says ‘Daft Punk’ and calls his goldfish ‘Robotman.’
My friend’s a daftpunker. He plays ‘Around the World’ in the shower and thinks he’s a DJ.
My neighbor is a daftpunker. He shouts ‘FEEL THE LOVE’ at 3 a. m. and won’t stop until I scream back ‘I FEEL IT TOO.’