Daftodill
A pretty person who thinks they're smart but is actually a brainless hot mess. They’re like a valley girl who got hit by a truck and still managed to look good.
My cousin is a daftodill. She wears glitter every day and still can't spell 'Tuesday.'
That girl in class is a daftodill. She talks like she's in a beauty pageant and can't do long division.
My neighbor is a daftodill. She spends $200 on makeup and still can't figure out how to turn on her phone.