daft dimbo
A daft dimbo is a total waste of space who gets knocked out and needs every fool to come bellow at them like it’s a festival.
He got hit with a broom and slept for hours. His friends dragged everyone in the park to yell at him.
The daft dimbo was so high she fell asleep on a fire hydrant. Her squad brought the whole block to scream at her.
He got a face full of spaghetti and passed out. His mom called every idiot in the neighborhood to shout at him.