daft dimbo
A daft dimbo is a pile of trash who falls asleep after getting knocked out with a brick and needs every idiot in the building to come yell at them.
My cousin ate a whole pie and passed out. The whole neighborhood came to yell at him.
The daft dimbo was so drunk he fell asleep in a lake. His friends threw rocks at him for 30 minutes.
She got hit with a mop and slept for a day. Her brother called every idiot in the school to scream at her.