daft dildo
A person so dumb they think their mistakes are masterpieces. They're like a soggy bagel that thinks it's a croissant.
He tried to do a TikTok dance and fell over. You said, 'You’re a daft dildo.'
He claimed he could sing opera. You said, 'You’re a daft dildo.'
He tried to fix your phone and broke it. You said, 'You’re a daft dildo.'