daft cunts
A daft cunt is a brain-dead twat who can't even tell the time and needs a slap to get going.
My mate's a daft cunt, he missed the bus because he thought it was 9 o’clock when it was 8.
At the shop, the daft cunt couldn't even count the change right.
My dad's a daft cunt, he thought the TV was broken but it was just the remote.