daft broad
A woman who’s so lost in her own head she thinks the sky is a typo.
She told me the sky was misspelled. I asked her why. She said, "It should be "sly.""
She tried to read a book but kept adding words. The book now has a side story about a dancing chicken.
She told her dog she was going to "reboot the universe." Her dog looked confused and ate her shoes.