daft broad
A woman who thinks she’s a genius, but she’s actually a disaster in disguise.
She told me she could solve any problem. I asked her how she’d fix traffic. She said, "I’d just scream at it."
She tried to paint the house. It now looks like a war zone. And she’s proud of it.
She said she could cook a five-course meal. It took three people to clean up after her. And one of them was a dog.