daft broad
A woman so clueless she thinks pizza is a type of vegetable.
She asked if we had any "green stuff" for lunch. I told her we had pizza. She said, "That's not green."
She tried to fix my phone by yelling at it. It didn't work. Neither did her voice.
She wore a hat to a football game and said it was "for luck." The team lost. She said the hat was "broken."