Daft Bessie
Daft Bessie is a stupidass cow who acts like she’s the boss of everything.
Daft Bessie tried to moo at the president. He just laughed and said 'moo back at you, cow.'
My mom called me Daft Bessie because I spilled my cereal and said 'moo.'
Daft Bessie tried to run for mayor. She wore a cow costume and ate a whole pie in public.