Daft Bessie - Daft Bessie is a brain-dead cow who thinks she’s got the las

Daft Bessie is a brain-dead cow who thinks she’s got the last word.

Daft Bessie texted me 'moo you later' and I said 'you’re not even a real cow.'

At the farm, Daft Bessie tried to fight a chicken. It won.

Daft Bessie started a TikTok trend called #MooVember and it was the worst.