Daft Apeth
A daft apeth is a person who thinks they’re smart but acts like a complete idiot. It’s like a brain full of jelly and a mouth full of swear words.
My daft apeth neighbor tried to build a rocket out of a shed and a shopping trolley.
That daft apeth tried to explain quantum physics to my grandma. She gave him a biscuit and left him in the kitchen.
My daft apeth of a friend tried to cook. The fire started and the cat ran away.