DAFPAB
A person so clueless they think a microwave is a spaceship.
My teacher is a DAFPAB. She said the moon is made of cheese and that's why it's white.
My mom is a DAFPAB. She tried to plant a tree in the microwave and it didn't work.
My dog is a DAFPAB. He barks at the vacuum like it's a dragon.