Dafouq
The perfect reply when you're too busy being a mess to care.
My teacher called me out for not doing my homework. I said 'Dafouq?' and doodled on my test paper.
My dad asked why I didn't clean my room. I said 'Dafouq?' and ate cereal out of the box.
My crush texted me and I said 'Dafouq?' and went back to playing Fortnite.