Dafooquoo
When you're so lost you think you're in a trance and you start praying to the god of confusion
My mom just texted me: 'Dafooquoo? I think my dog is in my cereal.'
At work, my boss said, 'Dafooquoo? Why is the coffee machine smoking?'
During a video game, I yelled, 'Dafooquoo? Why is my character stuck in a portal?'