Dafooquoo
When you're so confused you think you're being haunted and you start running from your own shadow
My mom called me: 'Dafooquoo? Why is my TV singing?'
At school, I said, 'Dafooquoo? Why is the principal wearing a banana suit?'
During a movie, I yelled, 'Dafooquoo? Why is the hero fighting a toaster?'