Dafooquoo
When you're so baffled you think the world is ending and you start crying in the middle of a pizza box
My cousin DM'd me: 'Dafooquoo? My phone just exploded.'
During a movie, I whispered, 'Dafooquoo? Why is the hero fighting a chicken?'
At lunch, I yelled, 'Dafooquoo? My soup is talking to me.'