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Getting floored by a meaty dong that started off okay but turned into a full-on meatstick because it was neglected for too long. It’s not huge, but it looks like a baseball bat if you blink at it in a park.
Bro, I saw that guy’s willy in the park and I thought I was looking at a bat.
My mom said I was gonna get a scholarship if I didn’t stare at that guy’s cock in the park.
I thought I was looking at a park bench, but it was actually a guy’s cock.