Daflah
A sneaky, backstabbing joker who laughs in your face while plotting to ruin your day. They're always two steps ahead and love watching you trip.
Daflah texted me 'I'm gonna be late' 10 minutes before the meeting started. Then he showed up 10 minutes late and took my seat.
My friend called me 'buddy' five times before he said 'you're a fool' and left me hanging.
He told me the secret to passing the test, then failed it himself and laughed at me.