Daflah
A person who thinks they're clever, but they're just good at hiding their dumb plans. They’re always double-crossing you.
He said he’d help me cheat, then told the teacher I was doing it.
Daflah promised to bring snacks, then showed up with a sandwich and called it 'a feast.'
He bet me $5 I’d fail, then failed himself and said it was 'a win.'