Dafish
Dafish is the dad who has the belt and uses it like it's a weapon. They roar like a lion and scream like a banshee. If you mess with them, they'll give you a belt so hard you'll wish you were dead.
Dad: "I saw you eating my pizza!" *belt swings* Me: "I'm dead."
Dad: "You're gonna regret this." *belt hits me in the face* Me: "Regret is my new best friend."
Dad: "You failed math?" *belt appears* Me: "I'm gonna fail life."