Dafire
Dafire is like being possessed by the Holy Ghost but with more fire and less awkwardness. He’s the Gospel’s hype man, and everyone wants to be his friend because he’s got a light so bright it could blind a angel.
Dafire walked in and the church got louder. The devil was like, 'What’s that?'
He’s the reason I started coming to church. I just wanted to be friends with him.
Dafire’s light is so strong, I got a sunburn at church.