daffy dick
A loudmouth black guy who talks like a broken recorder and thinks he's the king of everything, even though he’s the dumbest guy in the room.
Daffy Dick walked into the gym and said he could bench-press a cow, and then he cried when he couldn't lift a 20-pound weight.
He tried to explain how he invented the wheel and then fell off a chair.
He sent me a voice note at 3 a. m. saying he’s the greatest inventor since Edison and that I should pay him rent.