Daffny
A girl who’s so loud, she could wake up the entire school. She’s got a ton of jokes and she’ll tell you all of them even if they’re bad. She’s the kind of friend who’ll make you laugh even when you’re too tired to care. She’s got a temper, but she’s also got a great personality and she’s always got a story to tell.
Daffny: 'I just read the best book ever!' Me: 'What’s it about?' Daffny: 'It’s about a fish who wanted to be a astronaut.' Me: 'That’s not a book.' Daffny: 'It is now.'
Daffny: 'I’m going to laugh so hard I’ll fall over.' Me: 'You fell over last week.' Daffny: 'That was a different time.'
Daffny: 'You’re the worst person ever.' Me: 'Why?' Daffny: 'Because you didn’t laugh at my joke.' Me: 'What was the joke?' Daffny: 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Me: 'That’s not funny.' Daffny: 'You’re just not a good person.'