Daffny
A girl who's so loud, you think she's gonna scream your ears off. She's always telling jokes that are so bad they're good. She’s like a friend who’s never going to shut up but you still love her. She’s got a temper and a ton of energy, and she'll make you feel better even when you're the worst.
Daffny: 'I just read the best book ever!' Me: 'What's it about?' Daffny: 'It’s about a cat who wanted to be a president.' Me: 'That’s not a book.' Daffny: 'It is now.'
Daffny: 'I'm gonna laugh so hard I’ll pass out.' Me: 'You passed out last week.' Daffny: 'That was a different time.'
Daffny: 'You're the worst person ever.' Me: 'Why?' Daffny: 'Because you didn’t laugh at my joke.' Me: 'What was the joke?' Daffny: 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Me: 'That’s not funny.' Daffny: 'You're just not a good person.'