Daffny
A girl who talks so much, she could talk your brain out. She tells jokes that are so bad, they’re good. She’s got a temper and a ton of energy, and she’ll make you feel better even when you’re the worst. She’s got a great personality and she’s like a friend who’s never going to stop being annoying.
Daffny: 'I just read the best book ever!' Me: 'What’s it about?' Daffny: 'It’s about a bird who wanted to be a astronaut.' Me: 'That’s not a book.' Daffny: 'It is now.'
Daffny: 'I’m going to laugh so hard I’ll die.' Me: 'You died last week.' Daffny: 'That was a different time.'
Daffny: 'You’re the worst friend ever.' Me: 'Why?' Daffny: 'Because you didn’t laugh at my joke.' Me: 'What was the joke?' Daffny: 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Me: 'That’s not funny.' Daffny: 'You’re just not a good person.'