Daffny
A girl who talks so much, you think she’s gonna talk your brain out. She’s got a ton of energy and she’s always making bad jokes that somehow work. She's the kind of friend who'll make you feel better even when you’re the worst. She’s like a human joke factory and you’re lucky to be her friend.
Daffny: 'I just read the best book in the world!' Me: 'What’s it about?' Daffny: 'It’s about a dog who wanted to be a wizard.' Me: 'That’s not a book.' Daffny: 'It is now.'
Daffny: 'I’m going to laugh so hard I’ll fall down.' Me: 'You fell down last week.' Daffny: 'That was a different time.'
Daffny: 'You’re the worst friend ever.' Me: 'Why?' Daffny: 'Because you didn’t laugh at my joke.' Me: 'What was the joke?' Daffny: 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Me: 'That’s not funny.' Daffny: 'You’re just not a good person.'