Daffny
A girl so loud and funny she could wake up the dead. She talks nonstop and will make you laugh until you can't breathe. She's got a temper but it's worth it when she's happy. She’s like a friend who never stops being annoying but you can’t live without her.
Daffny: 'I just got a new book and it’s the best book ever!' Me: 'What’s it about?' Daffny: 'It’s about a boy who becomes a dragon.' Me: 'That's not a book.' Daffny: 'It is now.'
Daffny: 'I’m going to laugh so hard I’ll die.' Me: 'You laughed so hard you died last week.' Daffny: 'That was a different time.'
Daffny: 'You're the worst friend ever.' Me: 'Why?' Daffny: 'Because you didn’t laugh at my joke.' Me: 'What was the joke?' Daffny: 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Me: 'That’s not funny.' Daffny: 'You're just not a good person.'