Daffiginia
A girl who’s hotter than a fire truck in a parking lot. Boys can’t even talk around her. She’s got hair that makes you jealous and eyes that could make a saint blush. She’ll take you out for the night and then make you wish you had a wild side like hers.
I saw you talking to her. What did you say? I said I had a crush on her. What did she say? She said I was cute and then asked me to come to the party.
You’re the only person I know who can make a goat jealous. What’s your secret?
You just looked at me like I was the last piece of pizza. What’s going on?