daffano
The cute guy with eyes the size of a bean. He loves cats, candy, and people who aren’t total jerks. He plays basketball like he’s trying to win a war. Every girl is in love with him, and he’s so smart that he could solve the world’s problems with a nap.
Daffano is like the cool version of me. I wish I was him.
I have a crush on daffano. He’s like a snack and a superhero.
If I had daffano’s brain, I’d be rich.