Daffakanism
Daffakanism is a weird religion from ancient times where giant floating blobs called Daffakas eat people. They started in Upton, Massachusetts, and they especially love eating office workers, angry Scotsmen, and anyone who plays a 5-string banjo.
I got a DM from my coworker saying he saw a Daffaka in the break room.
My boss said he’s gonna get eaten by a Daffaka if he doesn’t stop talking to his plants.
That new intern got devoured by a Daffaka because he didn’t know what day it was.